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http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-02-05 Daily crass from 15 days of family and ancient tradition http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-02-03 Daily crass from Six more weeks of wrongly concluding that record snowfall on 35 percent of the country is proof that global warming doesn't exist... http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-02-02 Daily crass from Whew! Every single television network is debuting a new comedy about young, rich, white married and/or teen couples http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-31 Daily crass from We need another grand gesture to signify our unity in this country http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-30 Daily crass from "There's an app for that" as a punch line for a joke is the equivalent of adding a new kid to your favorite 80's sitcom family http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-26 Daily crass from If they legalize pot will you promise to stop holding up your lighters during slow songs at Dave Matthews Band concerts? http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-21 Daily crass from Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. dreamed of peace, justice and equality http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-17 Daily crass from Today's hipsters are wearing old Schoolhouse Rock and Coke Is It t-shirts and tomorrow's hipsters will be wearing Ed Hardy http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-13 Daily crass from Isn't leisure suit an oxymoron? http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-12 Daily crass from Americans only want to hear that they're fat, untalented and incapable of raising their children by people on TV with British accents http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-05 Daily crass from Winding down that big, hard laugh is a difficult thing to do gracefully http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2011-01-04 Daily crass from Housewives of America, don't believe the Frebreze hype http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-30 Daily crass from Take solace in knowing that they won't stop trying http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-27 Daily crass from Why aren't there any Kwanzaa specials on television? http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-26 Daily crass from At $20 a game it'll take forever for you to save for those computer classes http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-23 Daily crass from First the dot com bubble burst, then the housing bubble http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-22 Daily crass from So Jack and his son have weird, ping pong ball heads but the wife is just a regular chick? http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-21 Daily crass from People born after 1992 are so lucky http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-20 Daily crass from Get out of dreams...and into my car http://crassecards.com/DAILYCRASS/?date=2010-12-15 Daily crass from Uh, hello, DJs? 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